The New 2010 CrapMobile
Now that’s a shape I could get behind. I’d still prefer to be out front of it. Way out front of it...
As I understand it, they had to sacrifice brakes in order to keep the weight down. On the bright side, the car doesn’t go any faster than a dragging foot can handle for quick stops.
There’s a rumor going round, that the International Fellowship of Siamese Twins have named this car of the decade.
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I’m laughing so hard I can hardly type! I’m going to move on fast because if I look at it too long I’ll start crying!
Given the logo, I assume those are teleprompters out front...