The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, May 22, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 05/22/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[RasterMaster]

[Mozilla]

Obama stiffed Kids out of a White House tour. They didn’t get to meet the Steelers either. Not too compassionate there.

[hattend]

Obama's Jersey

He is still blaming Bush.

[Finny]

Thanks for the ping, as always. I meant to alert you last night to this thread on the 16th anniversary of Dan's Bake Sale that I posted, excerpting a letter that my mother, who attended the Bake Sale with my Dad, wrote in the days immediately following the event, which happened 16 years ago today.

[Finny]

Hey — happy birthday! YAHOO! That means you were celebrating your 14th birthday the day of Dan’s Bake Sale!

[RasterMaster]

"Why not Mr. Congressman, YOU'RE DOING IT?!"

[Mozilla]

[Mozilla]

Happy Birthday and Happy Bake Sale

[Fawn]

You’re only 30? Lucky....wish I knew at 30 what I know today.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

The One would have probably had ego issues...how can you let the little ones see ‘real’ celebrities like the Steelers? Imagine the damage done to the fragile Obama ego if a kindergardener was like ‘Cool!!! I just met Ben Roethlisberger!!!”

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Happy Birthday!!! Thirty isn’t bad...now ping me in ten years and we will talk about forty...

Have a wonderful birthday weekend!!!

[Mozilla]

yes. Obama wants to be the center of attention. He has never kept his ego in check.

[50cal Smokepole]

30? Really? Well, Happy Birthday!
And don’t be bummed out about it, you’re still way young :^)
WnL

[Just Lori]

Happy Birthday!

[vacuumbob]

Happy Birthday to you.
30?
All my kids are older than you.
Just sayin.
Have a great day.
Back to work......................

[Nicole5]

Happy birthday! I was having my 4th and 5th child a month after I turned 30! Good times, but I don’t want to do it again. ;-)

[FlashBack]

I haven’t seen an Arena game on sattelite lately...is it still going? I used to watch it quite abit when Kurt Warner was with the Barnstormers.

[RasterMaster]

Caller is a UNION THUG version of a seminar caller....

Bet she's just another LEECH for DUh-bama!

[Fawn]

SHe was annoying....I wish I could tell her off to her face....

[RasterMaster]

You can't hear the radio when chopping wood. The lazy a$$ union goon was probably SAWING LOGS (napping) not chopping wood.