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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, May 22, 2009
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| 05/22/09
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 05/22/2009 8:18:31 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Don’t wanna be turning 30 today Pings
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:19:05 AM PDT
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(Does CNN have to wear a condom when covering 0bama or do they carry one, "just in case"?)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:19:44 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court House...........America's Axis of Evil)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:20:25 AM PDT
by
lormand
(Michael Weiner, aka Savage - Faux Conservatism, for faux conservatives)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:20:31 AM PDT
by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
You gotta birfday?
You’re 21 now, right?
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:21:32 AM PDT
by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
To: Roccus
Congratulations on winning the Official Rush Limbaugh Thread Golden EIB Microphone:
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:23:59 AM PDT
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(Does CNN have to wear a condom when covering 0bama or do they carry one, "just in case"?)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Maker of Good Eats is in the tepee.
Happy Memorial Day weekend to all y'all.
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:24:05 AM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
I just heard Steele say how the GOP “...paid a price” for their profligate spending when they had the Congressional majority. What this numbskull STILL doesn't understand is that it is the NATION that paid, is paying, and will continue to pay for for the GOP’s ineptitude.
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:24:17 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court House...........America's Axis of Evil)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Don’t fret it, young one.
You’re still young.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and many more to you!
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:26:31 AM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: IMissPresidentReagan
I was first eligible to vote for President in 1979.
I voted for Ronald Reagan.
What a way to start out. :-)
Again, Happy Birthday, young one! Emjoy!
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:27:56 AM PDT
by
GOP_Lady
To: IMissPresidentReagan
I remember turning 30. I was so depressed. But now that I am 44 I think that the best years are after 30. Life gets better with each passing decade.
Life is better at 44 than it was at 34.
Happy Birthday!!
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:28:38 AM PDT
by
gopsue
(I want my Global Warming!!!)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:31:12 AM PDT
by
RSmithOpt
(Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
To: gopsue
Yeah, I remember turning 30 also. I tried to sneak into the office, be low-key all day and hope no one would notice my surly mood.
Not ten minutes after arriving, a secretary sticks her head into my office and loudly wishes me HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
She must’ve known I never cared for her anyway
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Hoppy Bird Day Two Ewes.
Hoppy Bird Day Two Ewes.
Hoppy Bird Day Deer IMPR.
Hoppy Bird Day Two Ewes!
Will be In-N-Out Burger all day.
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:34:09 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(Pray for Justice Kennedy's health and well being.)
To: All
Thank you guys! :) I’ve looked forward to Rush and the thread all day today because I always laugh at something posted on here every day. Our other two pups came down with Parvo, so I’m more than a little frazzled.
Thank God for Rush and for FReepers.
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:34:40 AM PDT
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(Does CNN have to wear a condom when covering 0bama or do they carry one, "just in case"?)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
I wish I was 30. I'm old enough to be your father.
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:34:46 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.)
To: GOP_Lady
Obie's dog and pony show is at the U.S. Naval Academy graduation today.
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:35:53 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(President Obama: Pontificator in Chief and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
To: GOP_Lady
I can’t imagine what an exciting time to have been 18 the Reagan Revolution must have been.
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posted on
05/22/2009 8:36:10 AM PDT
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(Does CNN have to wear a condom when covering 0bama or do they carry one, "just in case"?)
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