[BBell]

Low-riding pants are no laughing matter.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> “I have beaucoup witnesses. All my cousins and everything said my pants were not sagging,” he said.

Whoa! A French speaking gangsta! Merde!

[handy old one]

The delivery of the large tanker of Chlorine was delayed. See what happens!! More Chlorine need in that gene pool. The bride still has time to back out of this situation before it is too late.

[yarddog]

I think low riding pants are one of the stupidest things I have ever seen but it is not the law’s business how a person wears their pants.

[yarddog]

I just thought of something. Isn’t Kenner where a young lady who likes to go around with no panties and a short skit, is from?

[jeffc]

I guess judges and elected representatives aren't the only ones who think they are above the law (or, in this case, respectful of preset rules). What happens when we all start to feel that way?

[buccaneer81]

"They spent $1,500 on dance lessons and they didn't even get to dance."

BWAHAHAHA!

[WKUHilltopper]

In the meantime, another 3,000 terrorists sneaked across the border...

But we must demand the imprisonment of these saggy panted extremists!

[familyop]

"Low-riding pants are no laughing matter."

Neither is excess fat. ;-)

[buccaneer81]

The groom:

The uncle:

The punk:

[newfreep]

Tom Waits has a song that fits this couple....

"Pickin' up after you"

Here comes the bride and there goes the groom
Looks like a hurricane went through this room
Smells like a pool hall, where's my other shoe?
And I'm sick and tired of pickin' up after you

Looks like you spent the night in a trench
And tell me, how long have you been combing Your hair with a wrench?
The roses are dead and the violets are too
And I'm sick and tired of pickin' up after you

[DoughtyOne]

Confucius say: “Ugly man with droopy drawers, soon to have hairy crack up.”

[RobinOfKingston]

... father Walter Lucas said, ... pull the pants up whenever he saw that they were a little low.

This sorry little pr!ck is 19! Does daddy tell him when to take a breath, too. At 19 I was guarding my country's borders, responsible for multi-million dollar pieces of equipment. This sad little boy can't keep his pants up.

As I frequently remind my wife, this is the caliber of 'people' who will be changing our diapers in a couple decades. Heaven help us.

[pogo101]

Kid’s almost certainly lying. Which is more plausible:

1. that someone with the banquet hall — which just wants to make money and avoid trouble — LIED when they called police over a sagging-pants violation that had led to arguments?

or

2. the kid’s lying, picked a fight with guests and then cops, and later got his friends and relatives to agree to be “beaucoup witnesses” for him by also lying?