rug munch (rg mnch) v. rugmunched, rugmunch·ing, rugmunch·es v.intr.
n. rugmuncher 1. A member of the squantas family concerning large predators of the primate family; masculine form of the rodent Barney Frank, the producers on the Bravo Network, and 75% of the contestants on American Idol
2. To eat with pleasure nylon, rayon, or other durable nappy fibers.
v.tr. To chew or eat audibly, especially in Women's Departments of Universities and at abortion rallies.
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