I had a similar question asked at my last checkup.
“Are you secure in your home relationships?”
I said “My cat is trying to kill me.”
LOL. Perfect answer.
LOL! Was it a Siamese? My mom had one that would lurk on the highest places it could (even on top of open doors) awaiting unfortunate humans. I had a ferocious woodchuck in my back yard far more charming (kicked cat butt). We got to an understanding - and it wasn't wired to kill everything that moves.
I know I caught this article kinda of late for comment. But I gotta saym HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. When I was newly married (19 years old), I was diagnosed with Graves Disease. I had no idea what that was and it sounded pretty serious to me. I started to cry in the doctors office. He asked me if everything was ok at home. LOL!