Ann Coulter: LIBERAL TALIBAN ISSUES FATWA AGAINST MISS CALIFORNIA (Poofter Leftist/Liberals Alert!)

AnnCoulter.Com ^ | May 13, 2009 | Ann Coulter

[Syncro]

LIBERAL TALIBAN ISSUES FATWA AGAINST MISS CALIFORNIA
May 13, 2009

Not even Dick Cheney can incite the blood-curdling rage of liberals at the sight of a sexy Evangelical Christian. Paula Jones, Katherine Harris, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin and, most recently, Miss California, Carrie Prejean, have all come under a frenzy of attacks from liberals.

Christians are supposed to be fat, balding sweaty little men with bad complexions. It's liberals who are supposed to be the sexy ones. (I know that from watching "The West Wing" and all movies starring Julia Roberts.)

But sadly for liberals, in real life, the fat, balding sweaty little guy with the bad complexion is Perez Hilton and the smoking-hot babe is Carrie Prejean.

This apparent contradiction incites violent anger in liberals, triggering their famous "flight or flight" response. So liberal masturbators are, once again, launching furious attacks on a beautiful Christian in a fit of pique similar to the one directed at Joan of Arc.

First, the Miss USA contest held a press conference to announce that Prejean had breast implants. Take a Christian position in public and Satan's handmaidens will turn all your secrets into front-page news.

Next, a photographer released a single cheesecake photo of Prejean. This prompted liberal reporters who have never met a Christian to proclaim that Christians were outraged by the photo. Liberals believe abortion is a sacrament, but smoking, wearing short skirts and modeling lingerie are mortal sins. (And if wearing women's underwear is a basis for being disqualified from the pageant, that's the end of Perez Hilton's judging career.)

Then on Monday some genuine "semi-nude" photos were released. These were not what we'd call appropriate for a Christian. In a curiously similar attack, the left's final attempt to destroy Paula Jones was to lure her into appearing naked in Penthouse magazine. Oh well.

Christians aren't people who believe they are without sin; they're people who know they're sinners and are awestruck by God's grace in sending his only Son to take the punishment they deserve.

This is in contradistinction to liberals, all of whom believe they're on a fast track to heaven on the basis of being "basically good" people -- and also believe that anyone who disagrees with that theological view is evil.

Finally (so far, anyway), reporters gleefully released the divorce records of Prejean's parents. Because when you want the truth, what is more reliable than angry accusations traded in the middle of an acrimonious divorce?

Liberals used the divorce papers to argue that Prejean had some deep-seated psychological disturbance causing her to oppose gay marriage. Symptoms of this debilitating illness include a belief in some sort of "god" and a reverence for the Bible.

It's not as if Prejean's special talent in the Miss USA contest was to perform an opposite-sex marriage. (Or, as the president and I call it, "marriage.") She didn't even volunteer her "controversial" views on marriage. Rather, she was asked for her opinion on gay marriage and gave it -- in an answer wrapped in so many layers of sugar it took 10 minutes to get to the point.

"Well, I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. You know what, in my country, in my family, I do believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anybody out there. But that's how I was raised, and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman."

What a vicious hate-monger! Any second there I was expecting her to bust out a "by golly!" or an "oh my gosh!" Angry gay-marriage supporters should be happy they didn't get my version of that answer. It contains some terms you won't find in your Bible.

Liberals wouldn't attack James Dobson with the amount of bile they've directed at a 21-year-old beauty contestant. It's not just Christianity -- it's women liberals hate.

Read more at AnnCoulter.Com

[Syncro]

Now, another beautiful Christian has thrown off the liberal burqa, thereby inciting mass hysteria throughout the liberal establishment. Prejean doesn't care. She is blazing across the sky, as impotent nose-pickers jockey for a piece of her reflected light by hurling insults at her.

Read the rest at AnnCoulter.Com

[Syncro]

Ann lets them have it!

[Baladas]

LOL - happy to see Ann Coulter be as vaguely amused at the left’s moral outrage over Prejean’s “racy” photos. It’s always funny when they get moralistic.

[Syncro]

Then there is this:

Breaking: Gay Marriage Opponent Topless Photos Leaked

Outspoken beauty pageant winner denies implants

From Chairman Ann:

May 6, 2009, 7:03 PM

BREAKING! - Gay Marriage Opponent Topless Photos Leaked

May 5, 2009, 2:15 PM

Someone should tell the angry gays about Obama's position on gay marriage - Media Irate At Miss CA’s ‘Topless’ Photo

The newly surfaced photos are not sitting well with her conservative Christian supporters."

(At least according to non-Christians and liberals.)

[Billthedrill]

...the whole stable of TV anchorettes weirdly have the exact same politics as their liberal masters. It's the ideological burqa women are required to wear to work in the mainstream media.

Ideological burqa. That's gonna leave a mark. BTT.

[oldleft]

a sexy Evangelical Christian. Paula Jones

!?!?!!!???!!!

[xsmommy]

great column!

[webschooner]

So liberal masturbators are, once again, launching furious attacks on a beautiful Christian ...

LOL, That's gonna leave a mark.

[kellynla]

[freekitty]

There’s gonna be a few bumps in the road when liberals try to get into heaven.

[vbmoneyspender]

So liberal masturbators are, once again, launching furious attacks on a beautiful Christian in a fit of pique similar to the one directed at Joan of Arc.

LOL. Ann hits her mark with a Coulter IED

[bray]

Buy that Broad a Steak, smoking hot column! Liberals do hate women or they wouldn’t keep forcing them to have abortions.

Pray for America, Our Troops and Women Hurt by Abortion

[vbmoneyspender]

(And if wearing women's underwear is a basis for being disqualified from the pageant, that's the end of Perez Hilton's judging career.)

Bang! Another one just went off.

[patriot08]

lol

[Syncro]

Buy her book, she likes steak.

[Syncro]

I haven’t had a chance to read the whole column yet, now that is FUNNY!

[real_patriotic_american]

Stand strong Carrie Prejean- your famous and we love you!!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I’ve often wondered what ‘thoughtful liberals’ do after stumbling onto one of Ann’s columns like this. Perhaps their heads just explode.

[Tribune7]

Paula Jones, Katherine Harris, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin and, most recently, Miss California, Carrie Prejean, have all come under a frenzy of attacks from liberals.

And not let us not forget the writer herself.

[patriot08]

. ___________________________________________ Pretty Ann comes out with another zinger.