The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Ping a roo!

[Enterprise]

Humpity bump.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Greetings, IMPR. Hope you’re having an easier day today.

[LonePalm]

Maker of Good Eats is in the tepee.

The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[damnyankee57]

WOOT !
Work-n-lunk mode on

[Clint N. Suhks]

Is Rush here today?

It’s so hard to keep up.

[cousair]

Why do Democrats hate Rush?? Because you always have fear of something you don’t understand!! Rush imparts this everyday...don’t miss him!

[Roccus]

Lurkin’

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Congratulations on winning the Official Rush Limbaugh Thread Golden EIB Microphone.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Beautiful rainy day yet again. *L* I shouldn’t complain, though. A lot of people lost their homes, and many are still displaced. I just lost power for a little bit. But thank you for the sentiment.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I thought he said yesterday he was here today. He said something to Snerdly at the close of the show about of course he’d be here today. Is he out this week?

[Enterprise]

Thank you so very much. I shall cherish it always.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Belated pings as new pingees

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Did you receive the ping?

[50cal Smokepole]

Werk ‘n Lerk......

[IMissPresidentReagan]

BILL RUSSELL on Glenn Beck right now!

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

tanks for da ping

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Murtha’s office threatened him! Not shocking, but still enraging.

[who knows what evil?]

Beck trying to get him on his FOX tv show...