[PurpleMan]

If thou dost refuseth, thou art a viperous tardy-gaited lout!

[KC_Conspirator]

“There are daggers in democrat’s smiles.”

[martin_fierro]

I’ll knock once more to summon them! (”Ping”)

— King Henry VI, Part iii, Act 4, Scene 7

[Jubal Madison]

PM - I tried “Wench, bring this fair young lad an ale, and bring thee hence.” Mrs. Jubal did not see the humor in it, and informed me that “Thy shall be celibate for a fortnight, and thine supper of frozen corndogs is in thy freezer.” I think that means get off my a$$ and get my own beer. —JM

[conservativeharleyguy]

Methinks thy opinion sucketh! (My lifetime runnerup favorite bumpersticker)

[xp38]

Alas CNN hath a surfeit of jackanapes, canker-blossoms and poisonous toads!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

America to the ‘Cadaver-in-Chief’:

“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!”

King Lear, 1. 4

[SIDENET]

Get thee to a nunnery!

[Condor51]

Mayor Richard M. Daley of Chicago, Illinois, has declared Thursday as "Talk Like Shakespeare Day" to celebrate the 445th birthday of the man many consider the greatest playwright in the English language.

That twit can barely speak American English. His 'Daleyisms' are legendary. He makes Dubya look like Sir Laurence Olivier doing Hamlet!

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him 'well'" is NOT a line in Hamlet.

[Salamander]

Aroint, thou rump-fed runyon!

[OB1kNOb]

"Thou, Obama (ptui!) art a jackanape. A festering canker-blossom on the highest office....a political member of poisonous bunch-back’d toads."

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Prithee thee bitest me.

[windcliff]

ping

[Jagman]

Evil King Richard III meets his match in Obama:

"Now is the winter of our discontent made a hideous bummer by this son of Pork!"

[draws out bare bodkin and thrusts into his own chest]

[alarm rider]

Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war...

[Night Hides Not]

In my winter of discontent, I pray that I posteth before the dastardly Zot cometh!

[Jonah Hex]

Get thee hence to a nunnery...and have funnery!

[Peelod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaGHVWKrcpQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etalklikeshakespeare%2Eorg%2Fmain%2Etaf%3Fp%3D0%2C16%2C3&feature=player_embedded

[Charles Henrickson]

Unleash thy inner bard. . . .

Should be, "Unleash thine inner bard. . . ." The possessive pronoun is followed by a vowel sound, so the "n" sound is added to "thy," making "thine." It's like unto "a" book/"an" apple.