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Congress votes to give up fancy ketchup
The Daily Redundancy ^

Posted on 04/21/2009 11:08:58 AM PDT by chordmaster

WASHINGTON, DC - In response to President Obama's bold challenge to cut government spending by $100 million, Congress voted today to cut fancy ketchup from its catering and cafeteria budget. The move is expected to generate nearly half of the savings the White House has mandated. The savings is expected to reduce the federal budget by nearly 0.00028%...

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire

1 posted on 04/21/2009 11:08:58 AM PDT by chordmaster
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To: chordmaster

Why can’t John Kerry get it for them at Cost?


2 posted on 04/21/2009 11:10:00 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: massgopguy

Import it from China, made especially for CONgre$$


3 posted on 04/21/2009 11:11:34 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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Because he’s already selling it to them at the inflated price. I’d bet he’d lead opposition or once he got home TherAAAAZA would kick his @@@.


4 posted on 04/21/2009 11:13:02 AM PDT by theDentist (Obama's media fires insults to blot out the sunlight, so Conservatives shall fight in the shade.)
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To: chordmaster

Yet another example that, concerning hard budget issues and concerns, the community organizer does indeed know how to make the tough decisions...


5 posted on 04/21/2009 11:13:57 AM PDT by choctaw man (Good ole Andrew Jackson, or You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma...)
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To: chordmaster
Congress votes to give up fancy ketchup

What's this in the new appropriation bill? Fancy Catsup Preservation Act?

6 posted on 04/21/2009 11:14:31 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (No free man bows to a foreign king.)
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To: chordmaster
The savings is expected to reduce the federal budget by nearly 0.00028%...

I guess, Sen. (You know, I served in Viet-Nam) Kerry, Was "Jet-skiing" in the French Rivera , that month.... so he couldn't lobby agaist it.

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually, run out of other people’s money.” - Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." —Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector

7 posted on 04/21/2009 11:15:15 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: chordmaster

More empty bull crap


8 posted on 04/21/2009 11:15:40 AM PDT by bmwcyle (American voters can fix this world if they would just wake up.)
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To: chordmaster
It will be interesting to see how this is accomplished:

"Fancy" Ketchup

9 posted on 04/21/2009 11:17:50 AM PDT by Bronzewound
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To: chordmaster

Although I know this is a joke. Think about this. Cutting fancy ketchup would have a greater effect on my personal food budget than that $100 million does on the federal budget.

On a $200 grocery bill, the differnce between the pricey ketchup and the mid grade is about 30 cents, or .15%. That is 56 times greater than Obama’s $100 million cut.

Of course you would have to first spend about $5000 on scotch, cigars, and prime steak to get the full picture of what saving that 30 cents means.


10 posted on 04/21/2009 11:17:56 AM PDT by SampleMan (Socialism kills your soul.)
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To: chordmaster

I was expecting a “If I had a million dollars” (by the Bare Naked Ladies) reference. In the song they mention how if they had a million dollars (which they did, and more, eventually) they’d buy fancy “dijon” ketchup, and so on.


11 posted on 04/21/2009 11:27:21 AM PDT by -YYZ- (Strong like bull, smart like ox.)
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To: chordmaster
They'll just go down the street and rip off some restaurant. What else can a God Do?
12 posted on 04/21/2009 11:41:13 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: chordmaster

How courageous of them...


13 posted on 04/21/2009 11:42:44 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: chordmaster
Each Royal in the Royal 100 Club cost we taxpayers $8,000,000.00 + and each member of the so called House cost we tax payers $1,800,000.00 +.

This of course does not include the people in charge which get another $20,000,000.00 + and the bonuses paid to civilian workers in the range of several billion dollars.

And it does not include the private transportation for those in charge and the private planes for the big gurus./

14 posted on 04/21/2009 11:44:27 AM PDT by YOUGOTIT (I will always be a Soldier)
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To: chordmaster
How about some changes to the House watering hole?


15 posted on 04/21/2009 11:44:57 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
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To: chordmaster
“Congress voted today to cut fancy ketchup from its catering and cafeteria budget.”

Oh, thank the Heavens. We're saved! Thank you, President Obama. We can make it now.

16 posted on 04/21/2009 11:49:34 AM PDT by Constitutions Grandchild
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To: COBOL2Java

Mmm...Night Train “apple” wine...mmmm


17 posted on 04/21/2009 11:58:05 AM PDT by DemforBush (Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
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To: chordmaster

Oh my gosh. This group is sorry freak show. My heck.


18 posted on 04/21/2009 12:05:40 PM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (****************************Stop Continental Drift**)
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To: chordmaster

Such sacrifice. I hope this will make it easier on their collective conscience when their automatic pay raise comes around again.


19 posted on 04/21/2009 12:08:48 PM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (****************************Stop Continental Drift**)
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To: chordmaster

If everyone in Congress loaded up on these babies it would drive that deficit down./

20 posted on 04/21/2009 12:35:09 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Never has so many been owed so much by so few)
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