In complete candor, full honesty and without satire - I beg to ask WHY a homosexual man would be asked to judge a beauty contest full of women.
Would you ask a heterosexual man to judge a male beauty contest where the men paraded in thongs? If you did, would you be able to trust his ‘judgement’ as to the actuall winner?
Face it, these beauty contests are based on how sexy a woman in her peak physical condition, at the apex of her physical health, who may or may not have had plastic surgery and may or may not be packing implants, looks in a bikini, in various states of disrobing, and how she looks in a dress. No one cares if she is fluent in 46 languages, and has a Nobel prize in Astro-physics.
So, why would they put a gay man on the board with the judges???
Why would they ask a “homosexual man” to judge a beauty contest full of women?
1. Women are no threat to his masculinity.
2. He has no masculinity and can’t get a date.
3. Nobody likes his “teabag.”
4. He’s such a “bitch.”
- I beg to ask WHY a homosexual man would be asked to judge a beauty contest full of women.
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I agree, it’s ludicrous and so was the question.