Here is my ‘Modest Proposal’ for a reliable method of testing drugs being considered to end one’s life.
1. Buy double the amount.
2. Dose a Liberal with half of the aforementioned purchase.
3. Determine the drug efficacy by observing what happens to the Liberal.
4. It is my suggestion that you then do not take the other half, but dose another Liberal - to be sure.
5. Go to Hospice.
The benefit of this Modest Proposal is that when St. Peter asks you for your justification to enter Heaven, you can al least claim to have lowered the number of America’s enemies by two.
PS Not that this will be any incentive, but Satan will appreciate your choice in both dosage and experimental subjects.
And the remaining tatters of your soul will be His also...
1. Buy double the amount.
2. Dose a Liberal with half of the aforementioned purchase.
3. Determine the drug efficacy by observing what happens to the Liberal.
4. It is my suggestion that you then do not take the other half, but dose another Liberal - to be sure.
5. Go to Hospice.
Interesting. You do not advocate that a person may decide his own death BUT you advocate murder of others! Interesting.