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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 17, 2009
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| 04/17/09
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 04/17/2009 7:59:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Crap, I donated before Rush told of the tiered pricing and gifts that come with it.
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posted on
04/17/2009 9:25:18 AM PDT
by
lormand
(Paulrhoids - The hemmrhoids of American Politics)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
What a gorgeous face!
Boy are you lucky!
What a blessing. Betcha can’t wait to steal a hug!
42
posted on
04/17/2009 9:26:49 AM PDT
by
HonestConservative
(http://www.operationvalentine.blogspot.com/)
To: advertising guy
Apparently the Obama Apology Tour continues...
43
posted on
04/17/2009 9:28:15 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Barak Obama: Pontificator in Chief and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
To: advertising guy
L0L! He didnt fool around!
44
posted on
04/17/2009 9:28:41 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
I thought he said that yesterday in Mexico. He’ll never get it passed. It’s political suicide for the Dems.
To: 50cal Smokepole
They cant resist grabbing the “3rd rail”
46
posted on
04/17/2009 9:31:22 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: lormand
I donated in memory of my friend, Sr. Pat. She died from bone marrow cancer last August. She donated her body to science for the study of that awful cancer.
47
posted on
04/17/2009 9:32:24 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: advertising guy
48
posted on
04/17/2009 9:34:52 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(For the first time in my adult life I am afraid of my government!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
49
posted on
04/17/2009 9:36:17 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Clint N. Suhks
I’m not even going to read it. I’m tired of hollywierd people thinking their opinions are so important.
50
posted on
04/17/2009 9:36:21 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: Just Lori
You should read it just to know what we are up against.
If we have talk radio they have the MSM that lets these hateful people have a voice.
51
posted on
04/17/2009 9:38:37 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(For the first time in my adult life I am afraid of my government!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
DUmb skank’s own party founded the klan since they lost the Civil War and couldn’t keep enough blacks to stick around the plantation to whip and lynch.
52
posted on
04/17/2009 9:38:57 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
To: All
Hey Rush~~
Bet the signers read the Declaration BEFORE they signed it
New tag line
53
posted on
04/17/2009 9:39:45 AM PDT
by
acsrp38
(The founders READ the Constitution BEFORE they signed it)
1/3rd of the people?
I feel like 1% nowadays
54
posted on
04/17/2009 9:39:52 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Pandering to Chavez and other Central/South American wannnabe thugs. Obie has turned his back on Columbia. Idiot.
55
posted on
04/17/2009 9:39:59 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Barak Obama: Pontificator in Chief and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Who's the racist?
56
posted on
04/17/2009 9:41:49 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Ahhh, what a pretty little girl. Thank you for sharing her.
57
posted on
04/17/2009 9:42:29 AM PDT
by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote.)
To: gov_bean_ counter
Our strongest allie in SA.
He is systematically destroying our allegiances and emboldening our enemies.
Nothing like this has ever occurred in our history.
58
posted on
04/17/2009 9:42:31 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: RasterMaster
Really gets my undies in a bunch.
59
posted on
04/17/2009 9:42:58 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(For the first time in my adult life I am afraid of my government!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
of course, there is zero evidence to support this charge
60
posted on
04/17/2009 9:44:18 AM PDT
by
Joisey
(June 2nd Vote for the Steve Lonegan Ticket--Conservatives Putting Taxpayers First!)
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