Posted on 04/17/2009 7:59:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Trump is a pimp
No, Rush...not about guilt. DUH-bama just doesn’t want to see any of his FRIENDS give up intel. It might reveal who in our current congress are guilty of treason and collaboration with the enemy.
Four little somalis went out one day,
With a waddle and a paddle to get some pay,
When the big ship with some snipers on the deck,
took out three pirates with a peck, peck, peck
Peck, Peck, Peck...
Peck, Peck, Peck...
Even though the O gave orders that day
Don’t hurt the pirates, oh no, no way
When the cap called back re: the weapon at his head
Then he said now you can shoot them dead
Shoot them dead, Shoot them dead,
After the deaths he tossed to and fro
My oh my where does one pirate go
So he called up his cousin and he gave more cash
Where the pirates break out with a crash, crash, crash
Crash, Crash, Crash
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
—Samuel Clemens
LOL, I hear ya.
They have amazing models now.
Jet engines and all
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1783200/sr_71_in_action/
-PJ
A successful pimp
Nice! Mine hasn’t seen the outside of its case in ages.
Thats why we have beer and the clubhouse, to offset the harsh bitter reality’s of the game
Ducking.......
Forgot to say good luck in your
golf tournament tomorrow.
Work!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
WOW! that’s hard to believe. Flying bullet.
What would the top speed be?
Really I’m more into guitar repair than playing, so I’ve surrounded myself with inexpensive players that I don’t put many miles on either, this was just a $49 Silvertone from Musicians Friend, I was actually ordering the battery powered string winder and couldn’t resist another...
I dunno. A few friends of mine build them.
Amazing toys.
It is fast. The video is a bit deceptive
holly carp that was cool
if by the 3td hole one’s game is in the crapper, D R I N K !
re: Georgetown
What lying ———s
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/04/wh-no-religious.html
So many anti-christs, so little time.
I wrote him and said he had one more time to mock the Lord... he’s done.
We only called, got emails and a letter from Georgetown... so the school’s lying I guess. (I can’t stand them... let me go pray, hour of mercy)
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