Posted on 04/17/2009 7:59:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I did!
Such skill
In afghanistan
RIP, Debbie.
One of my pals drove an apache in Afghanistan.
He was teaching me to fly fixed wing around mountains.
I quit. It aint easy with those updrafts and down shears
KUDOS to these whirlymabob pilots
She lived a good life.
A look back:
Rezko’s slum housing, Obama’s district (Updated 5x)
http://rezkowatch.blogspot.com/2008/06/rezkos-slum-housing-obamas-district.html
State pork to Obama’s district included allies, donors
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0705030035may03,0,3860794.story
WEEKEND READING... PLEASE PASS IT ON:
http://therealbarackobama.wordpress.com/reading-list/
Make sure you read the Evelyn Pringle series to see how incestuous this corruption is.
The other side is waking up, have the tools.
Also send it to our boneless representatives (as if I haven’t zillions of times).
You mean “flew” an apache?
So many people are wishy washy on what they believe in.
That caller was focused.
The dem agenda squelches the spirit
amen that....like anyone here did not know Doogie Howser was not a sodomite...
“... and adult stem cells which aren’t considered as useful [as embryonic]???” WTF? that was the opinion of the Obamateur administration? [Fox Radio News, 2 PM EDT]
Well, I am an old submariner, We say “drove”
Mornin’, handsome!
33% increase in cureathon donations
Good for Kauai!
I wonder how many of these drugs would be created if the goobermint was in charge and placed barriers on pay?
We all know the answer.
Beats Obamalot
I hooked a pelican fishing in Fla
What a pain in the Ahh that was to release! All that flapping and fighting L0L
mornin sweetness
Yeah, that’s good!
(Man, he’s really dropped some weight since then.)
LOL Rush. My car can EAT ONE!
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