[JRandomFreeper]

Where are the snipers?

I'd settle for marksmen. Or even a half-dozen boy scouts with .22s.

/johnny

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

You can’t shoot ‘em, if you can’t see ‘em! This lifecraft is completely covered. It’s not one of Titanics rowboats. Also, you can’t sink them by punching a hole in them. They’d probably still float even with most of the double-foam-filled bottom blown out.