Posted on 04/10/2009 8:20:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Jihadist butt pirates challenge Barry the surrender monkey. Film at eleven. Or not.
"Since the pirates are still holding the captain, I have sent FBI negotiators to facilitate his safe and speedy release. I assure his friends and family that I will not stop until this man-made disaster is resolved in a peaceful, tolerant and ecologically-sound manner.... For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds or fanciful fashion sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates." -- The full text of Obama statement can be found at that outpost of sanity deep in our southwestern wastes ..." HERE
Good morning/afternoon, megaABlessedHappyEaster/PassoverGreetingsdittos to You and to ALL who post and lurk here. :)=^..^=
That includes Rush! :)=^..^=
Thank you so much. A Good Friday golden microphone no less!
"How many wheel chairs with motors is General Motors going to have to make before anyone wants to buy one?" - Rush Limbaugh
Yesterday we noted that the gelded GM proposes to reverse-engineer its sexuality by merging with the metrosexual vehicle company, Segway, to make the OWay, a vehicle that can make testicles retract on sight and any man's voice go up three octaves just by sitting in it. It is the very model for a modern metrosexual. People such as James Wolcott would cash out their MTF fund to buy one. Gazing at the vehicle brings to mind the old WWII movies in which the Nazi on the motorcycle is tooling along the alpine roads oblivious to the piano wire stretched across it and rooting for the wire.
But rescue, real rescue is .... Continue reading here
Mirthful bump! Obama reaches out to moderate pirates!
When Rush states on his program that the ‘birthers are doing good work because every angle must be pursued to keep this kenyan klown off balance’, THEN I will again respect Limbaugh. So far, all he seems to be doing is building rush-audience and rush-fortune. When will he actually show some cajones and actually defy this affirmative action marxist-in-chief? You knwo he will do it sooner or later, but as time passes it seems it will be later, much later, too late in fact.
Surrender Monkey of the United States -
SMOTUS
Love it! bttt
What can be going through a deer's mind just before the deer goes through the windshield? The dazzle? Something so bright that it overwhelms the flight impulse which always comes before the fight reaction? The tendency of deer to freeze when caught in the sudden glare of an oncoming disaster is so well recognized that it has evolved into the familiar catch phrase; a phase used for any life situation in which the threat is so overwhelming and sudden that no survival reaction is possible. Instead, the animal remains rooted in place -- nailed to its perch, as it were.
We now see this dreaded situation acted out daily along the Information Highway where an increasingly large number of our fellow citizens have assumed this dazed position on the highway of history. They seem surprisingly content to stand spot-welded to the tarmac as the glare of ruin and the promise of destruction rolls towards them, air horn suspiciously silent.
Some people think the deer are not innocent when they step into the headlights. Some people think the deer seek it out and I'm starting to agree with this cold estimate.
To make sure they can neither flee nor fight, our current cohort of glare frozen furbutts has elected a government whose actions mirror theirs in a kabuki of cowardice -- a herd of Congressional and Senatorial Bambis, if you will. This part of the herd, as a reward for their obsessive compulsion towards embracing bankruptcy and the sanctification of institutionalized cowardice, is actually praised by the scribblers snorting among them. The scribblers' praise extends to the President as he prances about Europe to universal swooning, while making manifest the policies of treason he promised, though none dare call it so. Throughout the history of the Republic we've seen many popular delusions of the mob rise and capture the nation, but we've never seen the towering tsunami of the mutual admiration society madness rise this high before.
It is an unusual government that swears to preserve and protect the Constitution, and then slaps that document, perforated, on a roll and installs it in the stalls of Congressional toilets. It is an unusual government that promotes and passes policies of failure and defeat while prating of "patriotism" to troops in Iraq who it long ago sold down the river. Yet failure and defeat seems to be what the majority in the current administration and congress desperately want. All while the deer only want to step out on the asphalt and watch.
Perhaps the answer to what goes through the deer's mind as it stands in the beams is as simple as "a death wish."
After all, ..... continued HERE
America under siege...
America under Marxist clampdown..
...following a bloodless coup in which a usurper seizes power with the full cooperation of a statist media.
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