The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 10, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[advertising guy]

seated ,still in pj’s watchin the Masters online

[acsrp38]

May not be so funny -- found this yesterday
LAUGH OF THE DAY

Somali pirate activity is at least partly, a reaction to illegal dumping of toxic waste and illegal fishing on the Somali coast by industrialized nations. Other countries have taken advantage of the instability in this country for years by dumping illegal toxins into the water causing respiratory infections, mouthbleeds, chemical skin reactions and abdominal hemmorage to nearby residents. This country, one of the poorest in the world is ill-equipped to defend itself against such actions and, while this does not justify piracy, it illustrates that this issue is more complex than can be attributed to selfish, thug criminals. As our world is increasingly interconnected through globalization, it will be more and more difficult for developed nations to be unaffected by the poverty of instable, corrupt and impoverished nations such as Somalia.

Comment by Sharon D in Wall Street Journal Article
The Depressing, Official Truth About Somalia and its Pirates

[navynucmom]

Thanks as always for the ping.

[mylife]

Tribal member “types with fists” reporting to the Powwow

[acsrp38]

GLOBAL WARMING ALERT!!
This is from DU -- if you can stand it!!

[mylife]

L0L!

[acsrp38]

That’s President SMOTUS to you. Show respect

[gargoyle]

...Goody bully to yer, been listenin to Conway lately???

[Enterprise]

Sorry. I got kind of carried away.

[mylife]

AKA “The Commander and Thief”

[acsrp38]

It’s ok this time, but if it happens again, I will tell Plugs on you

[Enterprise]

Well, that might be their excuse now, but what was their excuse 200 years ago?

[Enterprise]

You’re too late. Biden has already said he counseled me in private.

[mylife]

[mylife]

Merchant Marine Organizers?

[GraceG]

Somali Pirates = Merchant Marine Organizers

[Enterprise]

Merchant Marine organizers! Card check!

[advertising guy]

test......test...........is this mic on ?........test....test.....

[mylife]

I see the Captain tried to escape but was thwarted.

Meanwhile Barama is sipping mint tea

[Enterprise]

LOL - I can’t stand it! The Merchant Marine Organizers want Obama to fail!