The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 10, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 04/10/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[mylife]

Nixon~ Sock it to me?

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

bet your bippy on that

[Joisey]

The kid is right. Every public school has their “Obama Shrine”. But for the prior 8 years, GWB was a non-person.

[gwilhelm56]

**Society is thick with it, it is stiffling.**

That is Not Enough..

“YOU must LOVE BIG BROTHER!”

[mylife]

shoot. They wanted to frog march GWB

[mylife]

I refuse to kiss

[hattend]

If we set feminism back 50 years that just means we have to deal with it again in 50 years.

I’d rather kill it than set it back.

[HonestConservative]

Yeah right, its self esteeem, uh huh.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

If I’m still alive in 50 years, I don’t think women and feminism will matter much to me - LOL

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

hey, if big boobs will kill feminism, I’m all for them - ducking now.

[mylife]

ABC is running a MAJOR phony story this weekend If I only had a gun

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

for the common good doncha know

[mylife]

You’ll poke yer eye out kid..

[hattend]

I’ll be 105 in 50 years.

I’ll probably be as full of life as Captain Pike on Star Trek. [beep!]

[advertising guy]

I’m sorry, uhm....what ? boobs ? Big boobs ?

I’m all in !

[mylife]

How is it India blew the Somalian merchant marines out of the water a couple months back but we cant

[mylife]

Rush! the Chevy Volt is a complete piece of clap trap!

This is the future!

[mylife]

The New GM Puss~E

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

I’ll be 105 in 50 years also

[mylife]