The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 10, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 04/10/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[mylife]

RIFF/layoff...It sucks all the same when the finish line is inches away.

[gargoyle]

...Agree with yer, free market, small business guy myself. Now I’m fighting Big Business, nepotist, Monopoly, good ole boy types to get a foot in here in Cain-tuck...

[PogySailor]

I would think that after almost twenty years he’d be fully vested. He may not get the full amount he expected after retirement but not $0. That’s my situation after my company dropped the funded pension plan. I was converted to a cash basis account that gets interest because I had less than 15 years at the time. They match 6%(plus a variable amount each year) into our 401k.

[malia]

this is a good story!!!!!

[advertising guy]

amen that...Red Foxx tells a story of a man who smoked 5 pack of cigarettes a day...........finally quit !

.. got run’d over by a tobacco truck

[mylife]

LoL

Well we just got runned over by a tobacco TAX

what was $15 last week is now $62

FUBO!

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

you’re how many now?

[bigjoesaddle]

Where in Hawaii was this, and how come no one posted a pic of the girl Clinton was hitting on?

[navynucmom]

I have missed your color-ful-ness!

[advertising guy]

and it effects the poor the most

[advertising guy]

sorry, you caught me.......I’m 19

[BADROTOFINGER]

Finally, I have a Friday off, and its actually Rush on...JFK

[Son House]

how come no one posted a pic of the girl Clinton was hitting on?

Careful what you wish for...

[HonestConservative]

yhello

[mylife]

True enough. Hahvahd educated types like Obama dont smoke.

Oh...wait..

The tax is insanely high.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

LOL

[mylife]

Tax revenue from Tobacco are dropping like a rock.

Tobacco company’s are going out of business.

Guess who gets taxed next?

[vacuumbob]

[advertising guy]

???

[DungeonMaster]

IMHO companys like GM agreed to give certain benefits and then claim they didnt see the unsustainable costs coming and they shift the screwing to the line worker who they claim should have known the program was unsustainable.

There is a point where everyone needs to realize that mistakes were made and EVERYONE needs to take cuts. It's pretty hard to take a cut at the lunchpail level when CEO's, who have failed their jobs, are still taking home millions.

Oh! so the financial experts never saw it coming but Joe lunchpail should have known better?

That one is just incredible!