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JIHADI + COMIC = JIHOMIC? or maybe, COMHADI?
Ok, so, I’m still buried in work but it’s on. I’ve got a bevvy of self-styled jihadi propagandists coming at me - I guess, like caged animals, when you poke them with a stick in sensitive spots, they have to yap and growl.

First, remember that Abu Abdullah as-Sayf, (our jihadi tshirt designer and contributor to Samir Khan’s journal from southern Florida) came at me with esoteric arguments about why the fourth dimension of Tawheed was theologically justified within Salafism, my new friend takes a more hilarious approach.

Abu Talha ash-Shami, who lives in Beirut and enjoys long walks on the beach, nights in front of the fireplace and sushi, just posted the following on his website (Sawt al-Sahwah):

Just when we thought the fun was over!
•April 19, 2009 •

Bismillah

Often, I would advise brothers, especially those youth as myself, not to spend too much time dwelling Jihadee forums and reading through endless threads. Recently though, I came upon a Non-Muslim who does just that! And apparently, it’s his “thing”. This is none other then Jarret Brachman. Originally, we wanted to make a post pointing out the retarded comments he has thus far made, but we realized that there are bigger fish to fry and this kaafir is not worth our time. Our apparent “idle hands” (as stay-at-home-daddy called them) must sometimes wash of the twinkies’ crumbs (note: sarcasm Jarret…sarcasm) and work on much bigger things which will soon slap Brachman and all his colleagues in the face. Our website does not aim to be a mere blog with daily articles or videos, but rather the actual voice of an actual global awakening which insha Allah will take the form of a revolution in the hearts, minds, and land of the people. Little does arm-chair patriotic warrior Jarret know that Sawt as-Sahwah is not just a website, but an organization functioining in 3 different countries actively, and growing fast OFF the small internet world he lives in. We hope that by the time we achieve our objective (Nasr), Mr. Brachman would have found a job (or not) and we can all live happily ever after (note; not together Jarret … not together).

Regards,

Abu Talhah ash-Shami your friendly neighbor across the Atlantic.

Wow, there’s so much here but I dont have time to discuss. I’ll open comments so I encourage readers to hit it. I mean, the part about how their website is a tri-national organization…how we’re all gonna get slapped in the face…how i’m an armchair patriot warrior…and I eat Twinkies??

More soon!!! Discuss…

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