Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 3, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 04/03/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 04/03/2009 8:03:34 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rush; talkradio
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100 ... 161-167 next last
To: Just Lori

wow


61 posted on 04/03/2009 9:33:34 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 59 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

Guess they didn’t know about rigor, huh?


62 posted on 04/03/2009 9:33:48 AM PDT by Just Lori (Liberalism ---->Socialism----->Communism------>BONDAGE!!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 60 | View Replies]

To: Just Lori

medicine and doctors, an industry more successful than the computer


63 posted on 04/03/2009 9:35:25 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 62 | View Replies]

To: IMissPresidentReagan
Shakes head...


64 posted on 04/03/2009 9:36:04 AM PDT by AliVeritas (No taxation without representation. Government of, for, by the people. Let's roll!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: IMissPresidentReagan
Shakes head...


65 posted on 04/03/2009 9:38:00 AM PDT by AliVeritas (No taxation without representation. Government of, for, by the people. Let's roll!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: advertising guy

BS.....in Obama they see lack of accountability “from the man”


66 posted on 04/03/2009 9:38:37 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 63 | View Replies]

To: Matchett-PI

Bingo.


67 posted on 04/03/2009 9:38:47 AM PDT by AliVeritas (No taxation without representation. Government of, for, by the people. Let's roll!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: AliVeritas

Another bed beggar!


68 posted on 04/03/2009 9:39:17 AM PDT by Just Lori (Liberalism ---->Socialism----->Communism------>BONDAGE!!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 65 | View Replies]

To: Just Lori

Yup—I think she wants Rush to give her one.


69 posted on 04/03/2009 9:39:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Where do I sign up for jewelry stamps?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 68 | View Replies]

To: Just Lori

hey, I just tried to call the Ca guy about your home but he is in DC til monday,I’ll recall tuesday morn


70 posted on 04/03/2009 9:40:40 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 68 | View Replies]

To: CDB

Is this chick angling for a bed?


71 posted on 04/03/2009 9:40:46 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

He knew it, too!


72 posted on 04/03/2009 9:40:49 AM PDT by Just Lori (Liberalism ---->Socialism----->Communism------>BONDAGE!!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 69 | View Replies]

To: advertising guy

the hook..............my hubbie is a police officer


73 posted on 04/03/2009 9:41:16 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 70 | View Replies]

To: advertising guy

hey Rush, send her your sheets


74 posted on 04/03/2009 9:42:11 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 73 | View Replies]

To: Just Lori

That’s also where ‘the graveyard shift’ came from.


75 posted on 04/03/2009 9:42:16 AM PDT by anglian
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 59 | View Replies]

To: advertising guy

NO BED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


76 posted on 04/03/2009 9:43:17 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 74 | View Replies]

To: Clint N. Suhks

Quite the contrary.


77 posted on 04/03/2009 9:43:30 AM PDT by AliVeritas (No taxation without representation. Government of, for, by the people. Let's roll!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]

To: advertising guy

Rush didn’t bite.

EPIC FAIL!


78 posted on 04/03/2009 9:43:45 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Where do I sign up for jewelry stamps?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 76 | View Replies]

To: advertising guy

off topic

OUCH....Phil Mickelson + 5 , 1st round Houston

Freddie Couples tied at -4 for the lead


79 posted on 04/03/2009 9:44:55 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 76 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

swatted her like a mosquito


80 posted on 04/03/2009 9:45:33 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 78 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100 ... 161-167 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson