The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 3, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 04/03/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[hattend]

101+ baby

[advertising guy]

cell phone in the casket......hell I’d only get calls from bill collectors

lmaorotf

[advertising guy]

Americans wussies ?

you need your butt spanked !

[Canedawg]

It’s not just another day in Binghampton, NY.

[advertising guy]

yep,except when I pee, I take it off for that

[CDB]

People would take turns sitting at the graveside and if that bell rang, they started digging really fast.

Isn't that how the term, "graveyard shift" started?

[Just Lori]

Yep.

[hattend]

It’s everything I can do to worry about me and mine. I don’t have the oomph to worry if people I know don’t like me because I have a job.

[Biggirl]

Good afternoon IMPR, megaRushIsHOTdittos, from Biggirl! :) =^..^=

[CDB]

I’ve heard that a “dead” person who was “saved by the the bell” was also called a “dead ringer.”

[Just Lori]

Well, the whole idea is RIDICULOUS! If you REALLY want to work, you can find something.

[Just Lori]

That one I aint heard before.

[rodguy911]

Inquiring minds do not want to know...

[Fudd Fan]

Oh now we’re on football chat. Great. NOT
Gee tanks Rush

[hattend]

Cutler could have been Elway II... but now we’ll never know.

[Just Lori]

I wish Rush had held that last guy over. Created his own job with $100.00. People need to hear from folks like that!

[hattend]

Wonder what the job is?

[Just Lori]

So do I!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

“My administration is the only thing standing between you and the pitchforks”—amazing!!

What hubris!

[Just Lori]

This is change, alright!