Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks. I thought the scene may have been from rehersal (if there is one) and his handlers said that just wouldn’t fly.
...Bringing my gargoyle, hope to see some local FReaks there. Is there a rally point or sign???
...Hope to see yer there!!!
I don’t have TV so I didn’t see it.
transcript of Obama/Leno
LOL! I noticed Rushy is using that term ...
...A man who forces himself to shake hands, when his hands are all ready shaking...
Once again a demonstration of the equality, or disparity of equality, of pigs.
LENO: All right, one last question. Now, when is the dog coming? I keep hearing about the dog. It seems to me — when was the dog supposed to be there by? I thought it was, like, as soon as —
OBAMA: Listen, this is Washington — (laughter) — that was a campaign promise.
LENO: Oh, wow. Wow. Man. (Laughter and applause.)
OBAMA: I’m teasing. The dog will be there shortly.
LENO: How soon?
OBAMA: We have actually sort of been laying the groundwork here. We’ve got a trip, I’ve got to go to the NATO summit. When we get back, dog will be in place.
LENO: Wow. And it’s, what, a Portuguese water head? What is it, what kind of dog is it?
OBAMA: It’s not that.
LENO: It’s not that.
OBAMA: It’s not a “water head.”
LENO: Whatever they are, I don’t know what they are.
OBAMA: That sounds like a scary dog. Sort of dripping around the house.
LENO: I don’t know what it is.
OBAMA: No, no. We’re going to get a dog that is — that I think the girls will have a great time — I think I’m going to have a lot of fun with it. You know, they say if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
LENO: Exactly. Mr. President, I must say, this has been one of the best nights of my life. Thank you very much, sir.
The President of the United States.
I think Rush coined the term TOTUS, if I’m not mistaken.
Now it’s taken off.
The American Association of People with Disabilities claims that there are 37.5 million disabled people who are eligible to vote, using a very broad definition that includes learning disabilities.
Me and the Mr. are going to the assesor’s office soon to get the paperwork stuff we need to FINALLY GET RID OF THE TRAILER!!!!!!
was he on teleprompter?
Americans are a compassionate people who do take care of the truly needy among us. There is a distinctly American culture that Obama doesn't understand because he didn't live it. At some point Obama will be forced to see that his whole existence has been a lie. His faux accomplishments... Everything he has been told about America; about what makes people really tick, about relationships... has been a lie. His life is destined to crumble as the lie is revealed. Brick by brick his life will fall apart as the real truth about who he is and what he believes is revealed to him.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2210716/posts
Milton Friedman - Greed (CLASSIC! why socialism fails/ Obama is the Problem / Donahue smackdown)
Hello all the above video just NAILS Obama and just points out how consistent with left wing failure ALL his appointment are.
$1.8 Trillion deficit bump.
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