Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“Most people have no understanding of the constitution and what sets America apart from the failures of history.”
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thank the dumbing dumb of America that has been happening in the public schools for at least a generation.
Bread and circuses, indeed. though i refer to it as SUVs and Blackberries.
gotta head out, i shall be back in time for TGO.
Soooo appropriate!
Have a good one.
YES! Rush talks about the Walmart bonuses.
The 2 Bil is just the hourly employees. They are giving Good bonuses to management as well.
POKE OBAMA IN THE EYE WALMART!
http://www.bitterwallet.com/gordon-brown-gets-25-region-1-dvds-from-obama-75-more-than-playcom/9102
DVD’s
So, do you think the Unions will be pissed about the WalMart bonuses to hourly employees?
oh who cares? And who is John Galt?
POp quiz!
I got ‘em all right!
Muh time is up.
“And finally...for those of you who remember what freedom was like...”
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
“YO’ TIME IS UP!”
ROFLMBAO!!!
Barack Obama said we US citizens are greedy because we make too much money? Yeah, and he and his VP Biden gave pitiful amounts to charities UNTIL they were running for the White House. Bunch of hypocrite asses!
Yep...
President Barack Obama is set to appear on 60 Minutes in a wide-ranging interview to address the economy, bailouts and U.S. involvement in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Steve Kroft reports, Sunday, March 22, at 7 p.m. ET/PT.
It’s a damn shame Ow tahm is up!
I love that Banking Queen song too! That’s the only thing I like related to Barney Frank- he’s the most detestable, revolting person ever!
Watch the Count of Monte Cristo if you want to see How Barack wants our country.
In France at the time they didnt even have to tell you what the charge was against you.
“in a time FOR crisis?”
Good play on words there Rush! Rush said he shouldn’t be called a Savior, because he can’t make a cabinet just like Barack Obama can’t. (Jesus was a carpenter, remember!)
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