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Hoops Coach to Obama: Forget March Madness, Duke It out With Economy!
Canada Free Press ^ | 3-20-09 | John Lillpop

Posted on 03/19/2009 9:53:33 PM PDT by smoothsailing

Hoops Coach to Obama: Forget March Madness, Duke It out With Economy!

By John Lillpop

Friday, March 20, 2009

- Satire -

Advisers to President Obama probably figured that the young president could score a solid “connect” with average Americans by getting publicly involved in the annual NCAA basketball championships.

No doubt those same folks calculated that Obama could defect attention from his tawdry cabinet picks by wowing the nation with his clever picks for the Final Four in what is known in sports talk as March Madness.

Besides, with those ungodly AIG bonuses and other administration disasters exploding in his face on an almost daily basis, Obama needed an escape into college basketball, a venue with which he is far more familiar than the rigors of actually being responsible for something.

A brief respite from the fishbowl that is the White House might even slow the premature graying of precious Obama’s hair, or so his experts thought.

Which is why the president took time away from hiring tax cheats, bankrupting the economy, and making life easy for Islam terrorists long enough to select his basketball picks for all the world to see....

(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bho44; bhoeconomy; dukeu; marchmadness

1 posted on 03/19/2009 9:53:34 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Way to Go Coach K.


2 posted on 03/19/2009 9:56:07 PM PDT by Little_shoe ("For Sailor MEN in Battle fair since fighting days of old have earned the right.to the blue and gold)
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To: smoothsailing

This is truth not satire


3 posted on 03/19/2009 9:56:12 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: smoothsailing

You tell ‘im!


4 posted on 03/19/2009 9:58:38 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: smoothsailing

Must be nice for the occupant to have so much free time to participate in March Madness with the country & economy falling apart and all :(


5 posted on 03/19/2009 10:00:05 PM PDT by Freedom56v2 (Wonder if our founding fathers would even recognize the USA?!)
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To: FlyingEagle

It’s actually both!


6 posted on 03/19/2009 10:11:42 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Something tells me Coach K is a believer in free speech. Maybe he thinks he should exercise it while he still can.


7 posted on 03/19/2009 10:50:55 PM PDT by TheThinker (Shame and guilt mongering is the Left's favorite tool of control.)
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To: smoothsailing

I must say, clever headline.


8 posted on 03/20/2009 3:55:02 AM PDT by warpsmith (Prompter 2012 - let's elect the real leader.)
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