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Biden Begs: No Swimming Pools!
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Posted on 03/19/2009 11:21:05 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Biden Begs: No Swimming Pools! Posted by Mark Knoller | Comments

Looking to strike fear and compliance in the hearts of local officials, Vice President Joe Biden warns that if they use money from the economic stimulus fund to build what he regards as the wrong kind of projects, “I’ll show up in your city and say this was a stupid idea.”

“No swimming pools!” he implored. “No tennis courts!” he begged. “No golf courses!” he pleaded. “No Frisbee parks!” he exhorted.

“This can’t be government as usual,” he told an assemblage of local officials invited to the White House from around the country.

Even if they can promise him that building their projects will create jobs and generate revenue, Biden wants none of it.

“The answer is no, no, no!” He said “it’s got to pass the smell test.”

He urged the officials to think about how their constituents would react if the projects they launched were plastered on the front page of their biggest local newspaper.

“If it doesn’t automatically make sense, don’t do it!”

Once the officials get funding for infrastructure, Biden said, they can do what they like with it. But he served notice that if they launch the kind of projects he deems inappropriate, he won’t be shy about saying what he thinks.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: biden; gravitas
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To: Sub-Driver

““I’ll show up in your city and say this was a stupid idea.””

Does Biden really believe that people care what he thinks? Is his ego that large?


41 posted on 03/19/2009 12:04:54 PM PDT by MissouriConservative (The strength and power of despotism consists wholly in the fear of resistance. - Thomas Paine)
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To: 21twelve

I know a local city arts group I do freelance work for went to a meeting for teaching them how to tap into the stimulus money for the NEA so the NEA did get money.


42 posted on 03/19/2009 12:07:59 PM PDT by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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To: Sub-Driver
There goes the pool worker’s union vote....

Not to mention that it is going to make a lot of rich lonely women very unhappy.

43 posted on 03/19/2009 12:08:14 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: finnsheep

In fact, I see a future where citizens everywhere will be forced to give up 5 foot strips of their property so that no road in America will face the indignity of not having a bike path along it.


44 posted on 03/19/2009 12:11:17 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Sub-Driver

“I’ll show up in your city and say this was a stupid idea.”

______________

Yeah, that will teach them a lession!


45 posted on 03/19/2009 12:11:48 PM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Fump!)
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To: Sub-Driver

No swimming pools, which might actually be something that benefits my community and its children, better it all go to ACORN so they can rig the next hundred years of elections.


46 posted on 03/19/2009 12:14:05 PM PDT by keepitreal (Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
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To: Sub-Driver
Joe, get yer lame self out to San Francisco and stop the building of a giant 30 billion dollar terrarium for Pelosi’s pet harvest mouse.

Now!

You and The One pushed the bill with the money in it for this, now go pry it out of Nancy's plastic hand.

Scardy cat.

47 posted on 03/19/2009 12:14:26 PM PDT by Syncro (Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat)
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To: mowowie

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2204606/posts


48 posted on 03/19/2009 12:21:14 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
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To: MaxMax

LOL maybe he will show up in a blue helmet.


49 posted on 03/19/2009 12:24:43 PM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Sub-Driver

Their plan is working beautifully. An old man once told me, “When someone gives you money, they tell you how to spend it.” They are buying America with our money and we’re allowing them to do it.


50 posted on 03/19/2009 12:24:50 PM PDT by Terry Mross (I Hate All Politicians, Republicans Included.)
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To: Sub-Driver
I was listening to the one minutes today of the House speechifyin' about a bill regarding the 90%/100% taxation of the bonus payments, and there are a couple of freshmen that came this close to telling Rengle to go f*** himself.

I was impressed

I miss Traficant, my favorite D.

51 posted on 03/19/2009 12:25:54 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

The Kennedy Library should be demolished.
What a complete waste of money sitting in the middle of nowhere.
Lived approx 20 miles from it my whole life and never been there once.
Took classes next door at Umass Boston and never bothered going there ever.
And now they’re gonna DUMP another 22 Million into it?
Jeez.
Meanwhile UMass next door slowly crumbles into the ocean.


52 posted on 03/19/2009 12:30:12 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: visualops
Great! Lots of large murals of the working masses, etc. I'm sure.

At the expanded Seattle airport they did some TV report on the artwork on a retaining wall. Something like 1% of these public works projects goes to art. The wall had a frieze (sp?) of salmon in a river, forget how many tens of thousands of dollars it cost.

Oh - and only visible through the trees from a restricted maintenance access road on the airport property!

53 posted on 03/19/2009 12:38:13 PM PDT by 21twelve (The Obamas have all the class of the Clintons and none of the charm.)
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To: 21twelve

Nice,
Bring back the murals from the 70’s.
Pretty soon it’s gonna be Good Times 24/7 on Nik at night.


54 posted on 03/19/2009 12:40:46 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Sub-Driver
He's against swimming pools because it wreaks havoc on his hair plugs!!!
55 posted on 03/19/2009 12:41:25 PM PDT by kenmcg (cOMMBYAH)
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To: mowowie

That’s right! I was thinking more like from the 30’s - but the 70’s too.

I imagine that these stimulus funds for the road projects will also include that 1% to arts stipulation.


56 posted on 03/19/2009 12:48:26 PM PDT by 21twelve (The Obamas have all the class of the Clintons and none of the charm.)
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To: mowowie
Meanwhile UMass next door slowly crumbles into the ocean.

Is this a problem or a beneficial side-effect?

57 posted on 03/19/2009 1:03:38 PM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: HIDEK6

Good question.

What i do know is that the place is built with sub-sub-stardard concrete or something from the 70’s and is literally crumbling down.


58 posted on 03/19/2009 1:08:10 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: mowowie

Probably because liberals were in charge of the project.


59 posted on 03/19/2009 1:14:48 PM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: Colvin; SERKIT
;^)

Serkit, thanks again for the new tag line... it's too funny!

60 posted on 03/19/2009 2:01:14 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Serkit 3/19/09 "Slow Joe needs to stay out of the deep end of the Think Tank")
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