[reagan_fanatic]

OK - we can’t let a Chuck Norris thread go by without some of these:

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[Mad Dawgg]

"OK - we can’t let a Chuck Norris thread go by without some of these:"

Chuck Norris can divide be Zero.

Chuck Norris doiesn't sleep, he waits.