The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, March 9, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03-09-09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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The downhearted are encouraged.
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[techno]

Rush is now going after David Axelrod.

[stevecmd]

Rush is now going after David Axelrod.

‘bout time !!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Axelrod’s a Red Diaper baby.

[navymom1]

Hi fellow tribal members. I’m working on my USO Camp Atterbury Newsletter and tuning into Rush. Will check in off and on. I think they call it work and lurk.

[Bosco]

Not a surprise. Details?

I've read Horowitz's biography.

[skinkinthegrass]

Rush is now going after David Axelrod.

*listening*

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
"Socialism is great until you run out of someone elses money" - Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." - Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector

[CheneyChick]

AXELROD = OBAMA’S PUPPETMASTER

[mylife]

☺

[rightwingintelligentsia]

http://www.traditionalvalues.org/modules.php?sid=3275

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Go RUSH!!! Get ‘em. Axelrod is a tool.

***SIGH*** As for my ‘Cats, I wish I could believe it was as simple as poor coaching. I think they lack motivation and intensity. They’ll have to win the SEC just to make into the tournament now.

[skinkinthegrass]

Axelrod’s a Red Diaper baby.
Not a surprise. Details?
I've read Horowitz's biography.

same here.... David Horowitz's Radical Son, one of his excellent books.

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
"Socialism is great until you run out of someone elses money" Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." —Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector

[Roccus]

Rush, I gotta believe you’re being sarcastic.

[Roccus]

Ok, yeah....the vacuum cleaner.

[samiam1972]

There it is. The vacuum cleaner more liberating! I was waiting for his punch line!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

*ROTFL* The vacuum cleaner more liberating than the pill & Washing machine. *LOL* Rush, I know it p*sses some women off, but I LOVE this! Hilarious.

[mylife]

[tiredoflaundry]

Oh yeah?? I betcha all his underwear have streaks on them them!

[skinkinthegrass]

They’ll have to win the SEC just to make into the tournament now.

yup...the Ky Wildcats, are sickly kittens....
Go! Rick Pitino! Go! 8P

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
"Socialism is great until you run out of someone elses money" Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." —Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector

[mylife]

Ewwww..

[HonestConservative]

yello