Posted on 03/06/2009 8:16:34 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Does he know how to work these new fangled pieces of equipment? He’s a doofus.
Buenos Dias mon ami.
How are you?
Broke my heart to see 41 cry like that last night.
Good luck.
I missed it - I went home and collapsed...what happened?
TANKS.
I’ve noticed that men get more emotional when they get older. 41 teared up, I recall, when talking about his sons a few years ago.
But I’m sure he’s very devoted to Barbara.
Great News! I’ll light a candle for ya.
BINGO!
Thanks so much.
Feels like Groundhog Day, doesn't it?
Jobless rate bolts to 8.1 pct., 651,000 jobs lost
By JEANNINE AVERSA
AP Economics Writer
(AP:WASHINGTON) The nation’s unemployment rate bolted to 8.1 percent in February, the highest since late 1983, as cost-cutting employers slashed 651,000 jobs amid a deepening recession.
Both figures were worse than analysts expected and the Labor Department’s report shows America’s workers being clobbered by a wave of layoffs unlikely to ease in the coming months.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.ino.com ...
Good luck!!
remember the movie THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE ?
remember the woman always on Reeve’s arm.....she looks exactly like Compton.......I mean that woman whose face went all evil....
Community Organizer with an airplane and a helicopter ...
It’s only down hill from here on out.
Thanks.
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