Posted on 03/03/2009 8:23:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.
Echo started as bumper music came on and now just went off.
I have been waiting for adjoining cubes to start complaining about her....I would do the music thing, but then others would hear that...
Conservative intelligentsia having second thoughts on their support of the Bamster...
Buyer’r remorse???
Must be my local station jacking around with the wrong buttons.
I don’t play the mkts , used to , but socialism is hard to market
It might also help to learn a few Spanish phrases where a chuckle would be the appropriate response. If she utters one and you LOL, it will freak her right out!!! /diabolical
That goes without saying.
Hi bud.
Have you ntried whistling tunes all day, like some really bad tunes that will stick in her head?
sadly here , our NBC local channel 12 has Bruce Cooper in sports and it is his son who is one of the missing football players in the capsized boat in Florida
Ho ho
Hey hey
Fire dat fool
Take him away!
Eraser mate?
And the Butt Boys ride again!
Prayers up.
Hey there.
Your ass Obozo. Projects are crap.
Rush’s is calling them Butt Boys again!!! Love it.
Begala, Carville, StepOnAllOfUs, all have a conference call with Rahmbo everyday...now Rush is explaining how Cantor did not repudiate him.
WTF??? Obama logos will be on everything???
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