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Posted on 03/03/2009 8:23:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.
I had the two for three mcmuffins twice last week.Addicting.
Can you do the Sean Hannity Show PING? Got the thread set up. Thanks. :) =^..^=
LOL - that little ...
Because Socialism kills Capitalism
You give your cat milk? Do you know that most cats are lactose intollerant? They get diareah.
This caller is a kook. The far left didn’t start this, Mr. Steele did.
The market will continue to fall until the pressure on it has been relieved.
That means until the attacks on capitalism, get gov out of the banks, auto makers and lower taxes across the board, have been stopped.
This is the first time I’ve heard validation for Chris
Plante’s assertion that Rohm Emanuel has daily briefings
with Snuffeluppugus, Serpenthead and The Forehead. This
should be major news no?
Yeah, Steele the craven squish. I love it.
I did not know that - thanx
I’m listening to Rushbo from yesterday now, and he is now talking about why it’s falling....-—what you said basically. How low can it go? My 401k is almost gone...jeez...but then again..obama wants to take that anyway so I should just pull out of it already.
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I thought he did already.
There was a thread on this here at FR a while back. I’ll see if I can find it, but no promises.
What about Kitty’s Spanish-speaking cousin?
I think Rush should tell Steele to stuff his apologies and be a conservative. None of this ‘Al Sharpton/Reverend Jackson apologizing to’ tripe.
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