Posted on 03/03/2009 8:23:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Rush is pimpin' us ya'all.
Twill never end
Gimmee dat trillion
And we'll do it again
Howdy everyone!
Here in Sono’s work n lurk mode. Any help with what Rush is saying will be most appreciated!! ;>)
Were you the FReeper who yesterday posted
You Fail
We Bail
You’re check’s in the mail
Loved this little ditty, but I think there was a fourth line, and I can’t remember it..... ;>)
We bail
Yer check is in the mail
Subsidizing failure with bailouts and handouts for 80 years. We're Democrats. It's what we do!
(And thank you for the nice words)
I wonder what Rush will have to say about Steele today.
I think Mr. Steele should phone in and explain himself to Rush’s audience.
Thank you, and you definitely do have a way with words!!!
I think Steele’s criticism of Rush was honest and his apology is disingenuous.
No sound again today.....if anyone can give brief summaries of what Rush says (like they did yesterday....thanks all) it would be most appreciated. Especially any Steele follow up or apology remarks.
Thanks!!
I hope you are not right, but we’ll have to pay close attention to what Steele says and does from this point on.
Althought Steele has appologized, that’s too little too late for the RINO who panders to the same black racists who call him an “Uncle Tom”, “house n****r” and throw oreo cookies at him, yet he doesn’t have the backbone to stand up to their slander of the GOP as “Nazis’s”.
Tavis Smiley “State of the Black Union Conference.”
http://c-span.org/Watch/watch.aspx?ProgramId=HP-A-40849
http://michellemalkin.com/2005/11/02/the-vile-bile-we-have-to-put-up-with/
http://freedomeden.blogspot.com/2005/11/oreos-for-uncle-tom.html
Fox News and CNN each aired Limbaugh’s keynote speech to the CPAC Saturday afternoon. It was the biggest draw all weekend on cable news.
• From 4:46pm-6:20pmET Fox News averaged 511,000 A25-54 demo viewers and 2.22M Total Viewers. The network peaked at 6pm with 602,000/2.73M. FNC also produced an hour Sunday night at 9pmET with speech highlights which drew 454,000/1.66M. It was Sunday’s most-watched cable news hour.
• CNN added another 222,000 demo viewers and 932,000 Total Viewers for their Limbaugh coverage from 4:47pm - 6:12pm.
• MSNBC stayed with their documentary programming which, from 4pm-7pm, averaged 163,000 demo viewers and 374,000 Total Viewers.
TVnewser.com
GREETINGS! (”...and I don’t need a teleprompter to say it” LOL)
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