Posted on 02/27/2009 8:09:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Seriously, I just want to cry. I work goofy hours at a job I really don’t like.
I think I need some fresh air.
I’ll pass. But do TIVO it
Just gave it away...
[I believe that cardboard cutout is more ‘LIFE-LIKE’ then the 0. I know the cut-out could GOVERN better!!!]
Welcome!
Yes, that cardboard cutout probably has ‘more soul’ than zerO does.
I dont know but I could get by nicely on 2K a month
I missed it too. If Rush repeats it, I won’t catch it...(Sniffling too much).
Right on, CC
Is that the new Hybrid from Nancy Pelosi/Harry Reid Motors??
what state is this woman from??? Here in the Peoples Republic of Maryland the max you can get is $380 week gross.
And that $459 is net. The gross check is probably about $600+/week.
Its insane. Obama is destroying incentive and innovation before our eyes
Hi Bob.
Good grief. Not again....
Check the username. LOL!
What a dope.
I get them on an internet radio. I love it.
I dont know.
$380 a week in Maryland will get you off your duff
You know, somehow I saw this coming:
State officials ban tea from Tea Party
What morons....
Jeannine Garofolo
I don't know if anyone saw this, but I happened to catch Jeanine Garofolo on Keith Olbermann last night, and she said Rush is NARCISSISTIC AND SELF-LOATHING.
Of course Olbermann loved everything she was saying. He is a disgrace to cable news.
I was just lurking, minding my own bis-nes, and bam.
Is she a rocket scientist? Did smash atoms? Do brain surgery? What the heck?!? That just seems soooooo much.
Needs more tissues....
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