"Arlen Spectre, you are hereby charged with crimes against the Ori, to whit, Unrepentant RHINOism; Polluting The Environment By Exhaling CO^2 Without Compensating Carbon Credits; Taking up Space Without a License; Incessantly Talking Without Making Sense..."
I’d like to see that mayor from Hazleton run for Specter’s seat. I don’t know if he’d win the general election, but at least we’d have a Republican in the race.