HG has been here long enough that for somebody to refer to him as a troll is rather laughable. I doubt that a child or even high school student would be posting anal retentive complaints about punctuation and capitalization. It is possible that someone has hijacked HG's account and is posting the comments, but it is more likely that he just had a bug up his butt about grammar and punctuation and was unable to evaluate the content of a comment because he couldn't get past the informal sytle of the post.
I think he has made very reasonable posts in the past, but I would call some of his posts in this thread trollish. I don't want to feed trolls, temporary or otherwise, so this is my last post on the subject.
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