Nail - meet hammer.
I've been telling people that since I moved the family here from Cali three years ago.
Don't feel bad about not being a native Texan. Here in Austin, I frequently find natives less Texan than I am. Besides, Texas' greatest heroes were not native Texans.
I have lived in Dallas, Houston and San Antonio. Austin is the first place I have found limp wristed, bed wetting "Texans" with Texas accents. I still cannot get used to it.