Posted on 02/16/2009 8:17:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hey just received this email — my email has been selected as aa winner -—— but look how’s promotinig and sponsoring the lottery...
All participants were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, Asia, Europe, Middle East, and Africa as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.
This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by president Barak Obama as his part of social responsibility and his special way to appreciate the world citizens as the new inuaguarated African-American president and base on this your emails address was lucky to be selected and you are entitled with a huge lump of $500,000.00.
ROFL! Now that’s change you can believe in!
Change I can believe in! — that’s a hoot! Maybe I should try to collect, yeah right!
HOW TO FILE YOUR CLAIM: Simply contact our Fiducially Claims Agent, with below information;
The claims processor is:
Name:Dr Edward Jones
E-mail: dr.ejones@yahoo.com
Telephone: +447031924409
Does this guy think he’s Julio talking to Obama?
Yes, I am aware of that since I am on the board of our local food bank. Such a shame. The markets just throw a lot of useable food in the garbage.
44 is the dialing code for the UK.
Perhaps Dr Edward Jones is a new immigrant from Nigeria.
Let us know what you plan to do with the money!!!
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