We might as well annex Mexico, it’s citizens are already here.
Now there's an idea. We can use the land so Obama can build row housing for them.
Pyrite is not gold
Anecdotal: A recent break in at a copper mine in Butte MT. Thieves broke in, took a few pieces from a display case and office. They took a chunk of pyrite (overlooked or didn’t know of other valuable items to take).
Probably not the best thing to be reported in the news, but, on the other hand...
Perhaps thief school could use some stimulus money too.