Jack Bailey was the host
Posted on 02/10/2009 8:04:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
PogySailor, I say we all refuse to work for a living— that would cause things to come to a stand-still REAL fast, wouldn’t it? :)
What a visual....
I hope Gov Perry does reject the pork that is marked for Texas, since we are one of four states with a surplus. If I were him, I’d see to it that Texas cuts all further contributions to DC.
imagine severe bugg eyed, hand clappin ears and a finger tween the lips strummin like a guitar......that’s Owanna is 6 months
Jack Bailey was the host
Or now, depending on how you look at it.
I hope you’re right. We’ve got to get a majority back and get this guy out. And yes, I think I’d prefer Biden.
Betcha Barney remembers!
I’ll guarantee the car will be ugly and on the lot the longest........hehe
Do you think she realizes she’ll have to put gas in the car?
This afternoon Mr. Wilders received a letter from the British ambassador to the Netherlands saying that he is a “persona non grata” in the United Kingdom. The ambassador told Mr. Wilders that he is a threat to public security and public harmony because of the controversy created by Fitna. Mr. Wilders intends to go to London anyway. “Let them arrest me in Heathrow,” he says. This afternoon Mr. Wilders received a letter from the British ambassador to the Netherlands saying that he is a “persona non grata” in the United Kingdom. The ambassador told Mr. Wilders that he is a threat to public security and public harmony because of the controversy created by Fitna. Mr. Wilders intends to go to London anyway. “Let them arrest me in Heathrow,” he says. If Mr. Wilders is denied entry to the United Kingdom, it will be the first time that Britain refuses entry to an elected politician from another member state of the European Union. The Dutch government has lodged formal objections with the British government over the unprecedented barring of an EU parliamentarian by another EU country. The meeting of Mr. Wilders and members of the British Parliament had originally been planned for 29 January, but was postponed. Lord Nazir Ahmed, a Muslim member of the House of Lords (Labour), had threatened to mobilize 10,000 Muslims to prevent Mr. Wilders from entering the British Parliament. Lord Ahmed boasted in the Pakistani press that the cancellation of Mr. Wilders’ visit was “a victory for the Muslim community.” Lord Pearson could not bear the thought that the “mother of all parliaments” might be perceived as giving in to threats. Hence he decided to reinvite Mr. Wilders. Black Rod, the head of security at the House of Lords, has ordered extra security for the event.I wish Rush would talk about Wilders and the freedom of speech issue
Aw, she was pathetic enough to get a new wringer washer! At least she didn’t ask for a car, a kitchen, and gasoline for life.
LOL
Wow! That’s great about your Mom. We have a 10 year old Sheltie...Jack...he’s a sable color. He’s beautiful and as you can well imagine, a bonifide member of the family!
Barney Frank ...let’s sing along...
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depends on how you look at it
...true...Marty Feldman could see em comin , and goin, at the same time
It is so sick when they tell little children about the twisted things that some people do for their sick fantasies & say it’s perfectly fine, as long as it feels good.
Those people who do that should be incarcerated and publicly humiliated. Are we trying to raise generations of children who are at risk of spreading AIDS and other dangerous stuff, who can’t lead stable lives and raise children of their own, because of their sickness of mind?
And I absolutely consider homosexuality a sickness; albeit a self-induced sickness. People do have a choice whether to go straight or not, and when they choose that twisted way, it’s only because they are giving in to dark desires.
Barney Frank photo: Case in point of dark desires corrupting people.
i say he would be the lesser of the evils
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