[Northern Yankee]

I watched 5 minutes and couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying.

Not coherent at all.

[roses of sharon]

Yes, it's call being a “confidence man”.

[Seven plus One]

I watched 5 minutes and couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying.

Then 'expert analysts' can interpret it any way they please. In that regard poster #7 is right. Anybody even interested will be told that it was a brilliant masterstroke worthy of Lincoln himself, and they'll believe it.

[chainsaw]

I watched 5 minutes and couldn’t figure out what the hell he was saying.

His mind was either ten minutes ahead, or ten minuted behind, but it sure wasn’t there when he opened his mouth.