Which is just what the Bilderburgers WANT you to believe!
The Trilateral Commission and the Grays had a problem: JFK's relationship with Jackie meant that she might let slip vital government secrets to her lover, Marilyn Monroe. To prevent this, Elvis and Bobby Kennedy conspired with the remnants of the Fourth Reich, safe in their base in the Artic at the entry to the hollow earth to hatch a plan: If they could convince the REAL H.G.Wells to bring back killer robot clones from the future to hunt down and shoot Jackie after Marilyn went into hiding with James Arness, who, it can now be revealed, really WAS a form of deadly carnivorous carrot, not just playing one as he did in that B movie. Well, after the MIB's found out, they managed to use selective weather control hardware placed into Sputnik by Nicoli Tesla to convince Lee Harvey (ROBOT!) Oswald to twitch at the critical moment by beaming (AGAIN!) Elvis music into his head through the fillings in his teeth, and whamo, the shot MISSES JACKIE, takes out JFK, AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT I TURN INTO THE KIND OF PERSON WHO POSTS IN ALL CAPS AND ENDS SENTENCES WITH MANICAL LAUGHTER AND TOO MANY EXCLAIMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And here I thought I Had It All Figured Out!
Good thing you used 14 (2x7 = a Perfect Number) exclamation points!
That's how I know you got it right ... Had you used 13 exclamation points you'd have revealed yourself as a Stooge of the Oligarchy!!!!!!!
You forgot Aristotle Onassis’ relationship with Jackie Kennedy Onassis and Aristotle Onassis’ direct and secret lineage to the philosopher who taught kings and philosophy. Doesn’t that fit in somewhere?