Spoken like a true, er, patriot? Another simpleton flinging ad hominems is such a drag.
Before you start questioning my patriotism, bubba, perhaps you need to buy a vowel or diphthong (if you could speak words with that element in them) to clue you in about my eagerness to relive April 19, 1775, which happened mere miles from where I park my arse. You'd be surprised just how many of us Yankees think similarly.
Now, apologize or I'll have Barney Frank in drag as Baby Jane Hudson personally deliver your prize winnings in The Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes!