Before you start questioning my patriotism, bubba, perhaps you need to buy a vowel or diphthong (if you could speak words with that element in them) to clue you in about my eagerness to relive April 19, 1775, which happened mere miles from where I park my arse. You'd be surprised just how many of us Yankees think similarly.
Now, apologize or I'll have Barney Frank in drag as Baby Jane Hudson personally deliver your prize winnings in The Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes!
Meaning what exactly? You are happy to live under a system of government our forbears fought and died for, but are unwilling to make the selfsame sacrifices? Not only that but, more than likely, eager to kick the can down the road to your progeny. It's people like you that are going to bequeath to my grandchildren a country our Founders wouldn't even remotely recognize; except as a place they escaped from. Some patriot; some legacy.
Now, apologize or I'll have Barney Frank in drag as Baby Jane Hudson personally deliver your prize winnings in The Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes!
THIS GUY??? You guys can really pick 'em.
