Posted on 01/30/2009 8:21:27 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
My daddy was a ‘steeler’. He made soles for his shoes from old tires because the molten metal flying out of the furnace would burn through the bottoms of his shoes otherwise. He came home with steel embedded in his clothes.
Birds? Puhleeze!
Rush is really stretching it with this one...the birds are killers!!
So the Steelers will kill the birds. . . . LOL!
27 to 10 Stillerz and they cover! HA! Luvya Rush!!!
“To further the Obama labor agenda, Stillers 27-10 and cover the spread.”
I grew up right above J@L Second Avenue works...we never had darkness at night. There was always an orange glow from the furnaces and the flames from the burn off stacks. Environmental wackos wouldn’t last five minute there...
Congrats to rwi for winning the Rush Limbaugh EIB Golden Mike! :) =^..^=
Enjoy the Green Super Bowl party by yourself..
Thanks!
“Does anyone besides me, think o’bama is a tad childish with this Rush Limbaugh thing? Americans United for Change, a liberal group, will begin airing radio ads in three states Obama won — Ohio, Pennsylvania and Nevada — with a “tough” question aimed at the GOP senators there: Will you side with Obama or Rush Limbaugh?”
How long will it take for the people in these states to notice that their, lovable, empty suit, president has DONE NOTHING except attack a private citizen?
Yeah, my dad worked the blast furnace. He had to have his hair cut military-style nothing because it was safer. Those eco-wimps wouldn’t survive.
Originally from McKees Rocks, and then Crafton, before moving to NY at about 10yrs old.
Been back a few times... now it’s mostly for Funerals..
Steele has 51 votes, he needs 85 so another round of votes going on for RNC chair.
CSPAN
They don’t have George Bush anymore, so they’re using Rush instead. Even the late night comedians. Someone slap them and tell them Rush isn’t a politician.
What a sad, sad example of a president this man is.
I knew you where kidding.. Anybody who serves vegetarian food at a Super Bowl party would be themselves..
**Does anyone besides me, think o’bama is a tad childish with this Rush Limbaugh thing?**
NO, not Really... MULLAH HUSSEIN is Acting like a TYPICAL LIBERAL .. a tru liberal has the Emotional Age of 10???
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