Posted on 01/29/2009 8:07:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What was up with him saying,”Oh, geez.” while Rush was talking? Shut up and listen to the answer.
Any adult who uses the word “mean” as in, “You’re soooo meeeaannnn” as this doofus is doing is intellectually stunted.
However that describes the whole MSM.
Hill Republican: Stimulus aids illegal immigrants
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2174258/posts
I’m excited about SarahPac as well!
Of course you mean to sound disheartened, doubtful, and disparaging; that's your purpose.
Palin has nothing to be concerned about. She has the full support of every right thinking person in the country, and all she has to deal with are dorks like you.
Tax credits for the illegals?
(self censored)
Yep a storm is forming over Minnesota and will merge w/a second storm systems over the Great Lakes...and well (running in circles screaming) we are all gonna die!!! LOL...get to the Giant Eagle and get milk, bread and toilet paper!!!
Rush on ba roll right now about the Porkulous Bill being voted on in February (and the media is morally wrong to not tell people what is actually in the Bill). Go get ‘em Rush...illegals will get $500 to $1000!!!
**..and an inhaler thingie**
believe that is called a breathalizer, or ahh inhalator
I made a comment yesterday but never checked to see if it showed up. Love that it’s Pro Rush!
2. I won't be alive if I have to wait for her to take three shots at being elected (2012, 2016, 2020). Moreover, given the repubs "ability" to pick the very very best candidate to run for president (remember mcidiot???), I don't think (IMHO) she has a snowball's chance in "H E Double Toothpicks" of even being selected the candidate.
3. That I recall...Reagan was never seriously smeared or destroyed by the MSM before he ran the first time.
Hence...the repubs had better find someone else...and fast!
Why no Rush?
A very audible ‘oh geez’ when Rush starts to tell him not to read and get news from lib publications. Does anybody do an ‘oh geez’ when Pelosi speaks?
Let me guess...yuo think we need another candidtate like McCain?
You sound exactly like my boss when it comes to Sarah Palin. My boss is famous for saying ONLY McCain could win.
mwaa-haa-haa!
thank you
I very much doubt it. He probably has to wipe up the drool from slobbering all over her.
Somebody needs to give that guy a good dressing down.
GMTA, tx!
Ha! Lapdog Heath Shuler had to ask Her Botoxness for permission to vote no! LOL!
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