Posted on 01/29/2009 8:07:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Oh, please. She is NOT dead as a candidate. geeeeeez
Playing hardball works! Hope Rush sees this.
Support for stimulus down to 42% nationwide:
Why moderate? I like the planks of the repub platform far more than those of the dims.
As to the sex of the candidate, why do you mention it? It does not matter.
What we need is a candidate that truly believes in ALL the planks of the repub platform, then can then win the election.
"Candidate" by the way, is a neutral noun.
Sure...else how would they know who it came from!
It’s 4 years away....I think Sarah has a chance...I think most Americans see how she was unfairly treated.
Lighten up there, thin-skin.
Oh shut up Nora. Ya’ll blasted Pres. Bush every day, especially MSNBC.
What you said...dittos
The result--no defections on our side.
“Why moderate? I like the planks of the repub platform far more than those of the dims. “
Because you sound like one of them.
“As to the sex of the candidate, why do you mention it? It does not matter.”
I was just checking.
“What we need is a candidate that truly believes in ALL the planks of the repub platform, then can then win the election.”
ALL the planks?
Shouting the truth from the mountaintops works. And when this plan fails, Republicans, at least in the House, will be able to say, “We did not support it.”.
Hey Rush, check out that DCCC petition. They are not succeeding in cutting off your support!
Nora has to keep sipping the lib inside the beltway koolaid so that they all keep making reservations at her hubbie’s restaurant.
The Media/Libs are already putting pressure on the RINO Senators...Snowe, Collins, Gregg, Grassley, etc.
They need to stand strong as well. This spending bill is an abomination.
Moveon.org and other Lib groups are running ads to put pressure on those senators.
So don’t have a baby if you can’t afford one, idiot.
Whiny women on the web: http://www.wowowow.com/
The bill is mostly pork and will do little to solve the problem the nation has.
The rats know its a huge vote buying bill and they desperately need our support to legitimize their buying votes for their side with mostly our money.
It's a sick trap that so far we have not fallen into.
The market is down nearly 200 pts. If the Democrat/Obama plan is so great, wouldn’t that be reflected in the market?
HA! That’s great news....
the Bee Gee.... excellent
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