Posted on 01/26/2009 7:55:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks for the url. I live in a rural area of Florida & can’t get Rush on the radio unless I drive 20 miles north of here.
Re Home Depot layoffs...
They total around 7,000, mostly from closing down the Expo subdivision and the rest “support” staff.
Stores and sales folks aren’t affected, and this is HD’s slow sales part of the year.
(No, I didn’t stay at any motel....#2 daughter is a HD store manager.)
I didn’t realize HD closed expo!!??
I ran all my errands early today just so that I could sit down for 3 straight hours & listen t Rush..... CAN’T WAIT!!!
Doing laundry & other household chores, however.... a mom’s job never ends!!!
It’s just starting....sorry to say.
Hiya Silvie. Nice leadoff with a smackdown of Nancy P.
Steelers mention from He Who Must Not Be Listened To. Senator Rush Limbaugh.
Thanks . . . my BF will be relieved.
I think we visited every HomeDepot within a 20 mile radius this weekend.
Nancy says Birth Control will stimulate the economy.
What an idiot.
Her picture will keep a lot of things down, for sure!
LOL!
Of course - kill the poor!
They want Rush's show removed from AFR (armed forces radio)
Creeps!
Hey, it's abortions you can believe in.
OOH— a little bandwith stealing???
Bipartisan Congressional murder?
There wasn’t any football games on Sunday.... Hilarious!!!!
Rush will announce his bipartisan plan within 1 hour.
How many radios in the White House are dialed into EIB today?
The Man Who Runs America.
Hehe!
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