The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, January 26, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 01/26/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[damnyankee57]

[Fawn]

Please post good notes.... please.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

wmal.com works for me at work.

[DollyCali]

The Browns news conference is going on & on & on & on

Better end soon!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Did you hear Chris lose it with that idiot early in the second hour or the last part of the first hour? *L* I almost spewed my Mtn. Dew when he said “SHUT UP AND LISTEN” *LOL*

[Canedawg]

Anything interesting expected today?

;-)

[Clint N. Suhks]

BTW, Mrs S took the Stiller cookies to work and they were a HUGH hit. Tanks again!

Of course she did not disclose what they were.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I think he will. The gauntlet has been thrown and Rush isn’t a pacifist so prepare for war! Yay. :)

(I wonder if the DUmmies will troll again today?)

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I bet it will be just a run of the mill show. or who knows, maybe a guest host. (I’m kidding of course! - before anyone freaks. *L*)

[rightwingintelligentsia]

That was wise. LOL!

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I almost spewed my Mtn. Dew when he said “SHUT UP AND LISTEN”

Heard it, Chris Plante is so much better at making Libtards lose their marbles than anyone, except "maybe" Mark.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Howdy.

[Fawn]

What's a ding dong got to with a daddy? Don't answer that.
I thought a ding dong was a cake or ho ho.

[tiredoflaundry]

Bump , just to say I was on the thread this day! ;-)

[IMissPresidentReagan]

It’s all that fancy logic’n he does. It confuses them. :O)

[Ingtar]

The apartment complex finally decided to fix our roof this morning. I’ve been waiting all morning for a foot to come through. Do knees count? At least it is above freezing now at 34 degrees.

[Liberty Valance]

Good notes coming up ...

[Fawn]

Good God. Your pipes are gonna freeze....