Posted on 01/26/2009 7:55:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I heard the new leader of the Tenn state dems played the race card about 15 minutes after they took office.
Local PBS station (WKNO) ran a piece on Williams yesterday,
could not believe Williams ended the segment with the comment that he knew Ramsey (Lt. Governor) is upset with him - but he knows why - “ Ramsey only got 1 democrat to vote for him and I (Williams) got 49 democrats to vote for me” ——that takes gall...
noooooooooo...do your list...I give ya the bidnizz cuse ya let me...plus you missed a few and I didn’t....them’s gloats rights.
..ADRIAN WILSON will be the Super Bowl MVP.
..flu is fetter but got so dehydrated I can’t walk....
..seen da doc so on a regiment
The good team should have just played keep away, with a brick to the rim every 20 seconds or so, after they were leading 59-0 at halftime?
Apparently there is a rule for mercy termination of the game when scores get so imbalanced. The refs should have called the game at the half.
No. If it had been Rush, why would he out himself then sign his name "Jezzica"? This is probably someone who listens to Rush and was just paraphrasing (or copying and pasting) what he has already said or written.
lol...
So what now? Is Karzai going to suggest that Obama be tried as a war criminal?
The part about going to Mexico.
It’s getting “deep” today.... we need a sing-a-long....
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/New/iambarack.asx
I like him, too! I just wish someone had invited Fred. Mort was offended for him.
**I heard the team that didn’t score any points were developmentally disabled.**
I’ve yet to hear that on ANY radio news. and this is over 24 hrs old, now.
They reported it on Fox this morning.
I meant every word of it..
YOu have TOO MUCH Time on your hands!!!
but I LOVE IT!!
Heh. Complain if you will, but FNC is cleaning up since the election as most other news channels have turned into drivel.
There was an interview conducted by a highly inebriated Diane Sawyer after the inauguration on Red Eye and it was unbelievable.
Brilliant!
Looking for favor in funding decisions, we have this latest effort:
Obama “Genetically Superior” Say Scientists
Jumping in Pools ^ | 1/26/2009 | Rafael Volquez
Posted on 01/26/2009 11:51:19 AM PST by orfannkyl
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2172104/posts
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have broken new ground with a controversial claim. During research conducted since October 2007, they have found that the new President of the United States, Barack Obama has certain traits which make him “genetically and mentally superior to the average person.”
Such research included genome sequencing and the examination of portions of the President’s brain matter. During this research, which was okayed by the President’s family, the researchers began to discover some particular things.
“We went into the research trying to find genetic predispositions to cancer or Alzheimer’s.” states Tony Kawazaki, head of the Human Genome Department. “Instead what we started to find were strange traits that seemed a little incredulous.”
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